Thank You For Calling The Confessional Hotline. Father Durway's Not Here Right Now

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Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Durway's
not here right now, but if you'll leave your name, number, and
confession at the tone, he'll get back to you with absolution as
soon as possible. And remember, confession doesn't count unless
you confess all of your sins in vivid, graphic detail!
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations

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