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You Know It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When... Your Wife Wakes Up Feeling Amorous And You Have A Headache.
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-- You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
Related:
You know you're in trouble when... 1) You wake up face down on the pavement.
2) Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache....
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up and your braces have locked together.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your alarm clock-radio wakes you with the words "One minute to impact.
-- Ambidextrous Rex (Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to work.)...
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your wife says, "Good morning, Bill," and your name is George.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to discover your waterbed broke, then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you wake up face down on the pavement.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you forget your new password.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.