You Know What A Stewardess Is. That's A Girl Who Asks You What You Want, Then Straps You In The Seat So You Can't Get It.

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You know what a stewardess is. That's a girl who asks you what you want,
then straps you in the seat so you can't get it.
-- Jimmy Edmonson (Professor Backwards)

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