Related:

• You know you are getting older when the only thing you really want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
• Never give an inch! When you have a foot!
• Casual sex is the best because you don't have to wear a tie. -- John Mendoza
• You know how you tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
  -- Red Skelto...
• You know you have a small apartment when... you can have breakfast in bed without getting up to fix it.
  -- S. Rickly Christia...
• They say if you smoke you knock off ten years. But it's the last ten.
  What do you miss? The drooling years? -- John Mendoza...
• For when I gave you an inch, you tooke an ell. -- John Heywood (c.
  1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. ix...
• You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard dents in his forehead
• You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
  -- Jeanne Phillip...