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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you think "grep keys /dev/pockets" or "grep homework /dev/backpack"
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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your SO asks you where you want to eat on a friday night and you want to
cat yellowpages | grep pizza | grep carryout | more...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want more coffee and you think
finger waiter; cat *coffee* | grep -v decaff | drink | more...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're writing a homework assignment, and get to the end of the line in the middle of a sentence, tack on a '\', and continue writing on the next line.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...before you call someone on the phone, you think
'finger joe@his.house'...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...people talk to you while you're trying to work, and you think, "mesg n".
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your digital alarm clock goes off and you think "Bloody Macs!
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're doing laundry, and you think
ouch * <or> make clea...