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You May Be Redneck... If The Elvis Hotline Limits You To 1 Call Per Day.
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-- You may be redneck...
if the Elvis Hotline limits you to 1 call per day.
Related:
You may be redneck... if the UFO Hotline limits you to one call per day.
You may be redneck... if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace.
You may be redneck... if you have velvet Elvis paintings...in plain view.
You may be redneck... if someone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
You may be redneck... if there's an velvet Elvis portrait in your home.
You may be redneck... if your daughters' children also call you Cousin.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
