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You May Be Redneck... If The Orkin Man Tells You, "Give Up; You've Lost.
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-- You may be redneck...
if the Orkin man tells you, "Give up; you've lost."
Related:
You may be redneck... if you've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
You may be redneck... if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
You may be redneck... if you dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
You may be redneck... if you use your mailbox to hold up the clothesline.
You may be redneck... if you go to family reunions to pick up girls.
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if you think Deliverance was a comedy.
