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You May Be Redneck... If You Own More Than 3 Shirts With Cut-off Sleeves.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you own more than 3 shirts with cut-off sleeves.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You may be redneck... if you own more television sets than books.
You may be redneck... if you own more than two tractors.
You may be redneck... if you wear a belt buckle weighing more than 3 lbs.
You may be redneck... if your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
You may be redneck... if you live with more dogs than family.
You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
You may be redneck... if you've been a snipe hunter more than once.
You may be redneck... if you cut your toenails in front of company.