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You May Be Redneck... If You Own More Than Two Tractors.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you own more than two tractors.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you own more television sets than books.
You may be redneck... if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You may be redneck... if you own more than 3 shirts with cut-off sleeves.
You may be redneck... if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
You may be redneck... if you live with more dogs than family.
You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
You may be redneck... if you've been a snipe hunter more than once.
You may be redneck... if you have more than twelve dogs under your porch.
You may be redneck... if you wash your truck more often than your kids.
