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• Marge: [reads note on freezer] "Put food in me." Home
  I'll take that. [sticks it on his belly] -- It sure does, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Marge: Didn't you buy any meat? Homer: [stroking a firecracker] This baby's sure to kill something.
  -- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Marge: So, did you call any of your friends?0 Lisa
  Friend? [scoffs] These are my only friends. [holds up a book] Grownup nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will....
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons." Oh, jeez, he actually wrote "diddly".
  -- Homer reads a letter from Ned, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Marge: Homer, it's very easy to criticize... Home
  and fun, too! Episode: when Homer coaches Bart's football team...
• Marge: Isn't this fun, honey? Lisa: [sarcastic] It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
  Marge: I know you're joking, but it is! Say, why don't you put on your swimsuit and head for the beach?...
• Marge: Beautiful, huh? Homer and I used to come up here on dates.
  [Flashback to said date, where Homer brandishes a thick stick] Homer, stop that!...
• Mother: I don't know who to love more... My son Joshua who's captain of the football team, or my daughter Amber who got the lead in the school play.
  Usually, I use their grades as a tie-breaker, but they both got straight A's this term, so what's a mother to do?...