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Your Breath Comes Straight From Satan's Bottom, Baldrick. -- Edmund : Bee
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Your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom, Baldrick.
-- Edmund : Beer
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But my lord! I've been in your family since 1532! .
..So has syphilis. Now get out. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bee...
All you have to do is go down to the bottom of your swimming pool and hold your breath.
-- David Miller, US DOE spokesperson, on protecting yourself from nuclear radiatio...
I'd only just put it there. But now, I will leave it there forever.
...Quite so, Baldrick. It can be your lucky willy. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
Now...'Distinguishing Features'....none... Well - I've got this big growth in the middle of my face.
That's your _nose_, Baldrick... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Dish and Dishonesty...
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
Baldrick, _our_ plan is to find a new leading lady. What is _your_ plan? -- Edmund : Major Sta
Don't worry, I could go on all night! Not with a bayonet through your neck, you couldn't.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Goodbyeee......
Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
-- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
If I die, Baldrick, d'you think people would remember me?
...Yeah, of course they would. People would always be slapping each other on the shoulders and laughing and saying, 'Do you remember old Privy-Breath?...