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• I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
  Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• I'd only just put it there. But now, I will leave it there forever.
  ...Quite so, Baldrick. It can be your lucky willy. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• I found it particularly ironic, my lord, because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip!
  ...I'm a great use at parties. Are you. Yes...I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children....
• Your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom, Baldrick. -- Edmund : Bee
• Now...'Distinguishing Features'....none... Well - I've got this big growth in the middle of my face.
  That's your _nose_, Baldrick... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Dish and Dishonesty...
• You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!
  Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!...
• Did you miss _me_, my lord? Um..._Baldrick_, is it?
  That's right. No, not really. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
• I mean, look at this. What is it? I'm surprised you've forgotten, my lord.
  I haven't forgotten. It's a rhetorical question. ....