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Your CRT Is 2 Loud. Turn It Down!
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Your CRT is 2 loud. Turn it down!
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Turn down your air guitar.
erminal illness n. 1. Syn. raster burn. 2. The `burn-in' condition your CRT tends to get if you don't have a screen saver.
erminal illness: n. 1. Syn. {raster burn}. 2. The `burn-in' condition your CRT tends to get if you don't have a screen saver.
-- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
Bored? Turn your TV picture tube upside down..
0050 Have you ever taken a picture of a CRT? 0051 Have you ever played a videotape on your CRT?
-- from THE HACKER TEST...
You know you're in trouble when... 1) You wake up face down on the pavement.
2) Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache....
Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.
(Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Chip while he isn't working, do you?...
ICSP: Invert Crt Screen Picture
Never turn your back on a monster.