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You Shouldn't Touch A Pig Unless It Hasn't Been In The Mud.
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You shouldn't touch a pig unless it hasn't been in the mud.
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Happiness is a Pig in Mud.
Happy as a Pig in Mud!
Ah, Celeste, my pretty jewel, I love you as a pig loves the mud ! -- Creole Proverb
You may be redneck... if you've been arrested for an obscene mud-flap.
The Avis WIZARD decides if you get to drive a car. Your head won't touch the pillow of a Sheraton unless their computer says it's okay.
-- Arthur Mille...
You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.
You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World....
You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.
You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're doing laundry, and you think
ouch * <or> make clea...