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BACK, N. That Part Of Your Friend Which It Is Your Privilege To Contemplate In Your Adversity.
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BACK, n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to
contemplate in your adversity.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
DUCK-BILL, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ARCHITECT, n. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
IMPIETY, n. Your irreverence toward my deity. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
LIGHTHOUSE, n. A tall building on the seashore in which the government maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
DENTIST, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...