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• Be fair with others, but then keep after them until they're fair with you. -- Alan Aldadayou.
• Lisa: Wait! Doesn't my father have the right to a fair trial?
  Flanders: Oh, you Americans with your due process and fair trials....
• The founding fathers tried to set up a system where a man got a fair trial, not a system to get let him get off on technicalities.
• You will be shot at sunrise.
• If ladies be but young and fair, They have the gift to know i
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• The founding fathers tried to set up a system where a man got a fair trial, not a system to let him get off on technicalities.
• There is sex after death. You get laid in the coffin.
• Get a shot off FAST! This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.
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