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• You will get a fair trial, after which you will be shot.
• We should keep the Panama Canal. After all, we stole it fair and square. -- S.I. Hayakawa
• Milhouse: Wait! How about a fair? Not just a county fair, not just a Europe fair, but a World's fair -- the World's Fair in Knoxville, Tennessee.
  Bart: Keep reading. Milhouse: The Hungarians have built a giant motorized Rubik's cube, and the fair's symbol is the SunSphere, which sits atop a 266- foot tall steel shaft....
• If you learn something by watching the mistakes of others, it just seems fair to make some effort to return the favor.
• Professor: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it.
• Lisa: Wait! Doesn't my father have the right to a fair trial?
  Flanders: Oh, you Americans with your due process and fair trials....
• If you want a man to do fair work for you, let him have fair play. -- George Prentice
• You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't. But that's not *fair*!
  Of course it's not fair. We're *evil*. Look it up....
• In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple.
  In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, don't try to control....