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• It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
  -- Rod Serling...
• It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
  -- R. Serling...
• The mass media is supported and sustained by commercial entities.
  And corn flakes and Shakespeare are simply not kissing cousins....
• PTP: Produce Toilet Pape
• Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare.
  They are consumed in twelve minutes. Halftimes take twelve minutes....
• Save on toilet paper...use both sides!
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You remember Rod Serling strictly for narrating "The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau.
• How many Lutherans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Thirteen, one to change the bulb, and a committee of twelve to talk about how they miss the old one....