Bart: "You Gotta Help Me! These Two Guys Work Me Night And Day.

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Bart: "You gotta help me! These two guys work me night and day. They don't
feed me. They make me sleep on the floor. They put anti-freeze in the wine
and they gave my red hat to the donkey!"
French policeman: "Anti-freeze in the wine?! That is a very serious crime!"
-- English subtitles in "Crepes of Wrath", from The Simpsons

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