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• The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around.
  I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash...
• What is brown, has a hump, and lives at the North Pole? A lost camel.
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You must have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
• Parsley is gharsley. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
  -- Ogden Nash...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one.
  -- Gellett Burgess I've never seen a purple cow I never hope to see one But from the milk we're getting now There certainly must be one -- Odgen Nash Ah, yes, I wrote "The Purple Cow" I'm sorry now I wrote it But I can tell you anyhow I'll kill you if you quote it....