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• mall round thing (mechanical term) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• CROQUET A game in which wooden balls are driven by means of long-handled mallets, through a series of hoops.
  Christ, how boring can you get. They ought to pep it up a bit....
• QUEEN Not much of a career to get into if you can help it.
  Tends to involve flying all over the place being famous....
• HANDKERCHIEF A piece of cloth designed specifically to be filled with snot.
  Which must rather irritate it. I mean, I'm sure that you'd be pretty pissed off if you had only come into existence to be wiped on people's noses....
• MARINA One of those places where lots of people in boats sail around
  and little kids hang their fishing rods over the edge in the belief that they're going to catch a whopper which will feed their family that night....
• TELEVISION Just a small box that sits in the corner of the room, but still manages to dominate your life.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• I-SPY Simple spelling game which can get a little boring if played consistently for more than four hours at a time.
  So boring, in fact, that you may feel the necessity to play not "I-Spy", but "I-Hit", a game which runs more or less like thi...
• TRAM Large green thing which rumbles down city streets, carrying people to where they want to go.
  Generally follows a predetermined path, but in no way subscribes to outlandish concepts such as "timetables"....
• HUMAN The human being either evolved from the biologically very similar ape, or was created along with the rest of the world in a six-day creative spurt by an anonymous god.
  The human body is a wonderful thing. Well, most of them are....