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  A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one?...
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  A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one?...
• Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
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• Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not.
  Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot....
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