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• One of the first things you learn when the kids start to use the car is how far you can drive when the gas guage stands on empty.
• I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car, it sends out this little noise, so when you drive through the woods, deer won't run in front of your car.
  I installed it backwards by accident. Driving down the street with a herd of deer chasing me....
• Baker's Law of Economics: You never want the one you can afford.
• You do not want the one you can afford. -- Baker's Law of Economic
• Grandpa Charnock's Law: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
  [I thought it was when your kids learned to drive. Ed.]...
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• It's not the size of your engine, it's the way you shift it.
• You know that times are not easy when your basic economy car comes at a base price of over $
  10,000.00....
• Try to arrange your life in such a way that you can afford to be disinterested.
  It is the most expensive of all luxuries, and the one best worth having. -- William Inge...