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• A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20
  Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
• And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying "O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bi
  in thy mercy" and the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and....
• High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seve
  Bro. Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it smash our enemies to tiny bits....
• BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.
  ANOTHER MONK: And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
• Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
  -- Classic Python from MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL...
• And the Lord did grin. And the people did feed upon the lambs and sloths and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats.
  .. -- The Holy Book of Armame...
• Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less.
• And the number of the counting shall be three.
• First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin.