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• Electrocution, n.: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
• Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
• Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS?
  It probably lasts longer, plus it moves around. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Clinton wants us to sacrifice - We should start with the politicians.
  Which do you recommend - burning at the stake, an altar & knife job, or the tried-and-true 'Feed the Volcano' method?...
• All the modern inconveniences ... -- Mark Twai
• ... all the modern inconveniences ..." -- Mark Twai