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• I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was playing poker the other night ... with Tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
  Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. -- Steven Wrigh...
• All the plants in my house are dead---I shot them last night.
  I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -- Steven Wrigh
• A bunch of guys were playing cards in the hospital.
  They figured out a method of playing poker using the diagnosis chart at the foot of the bed....