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Warning: Listening To WXRT On April Fools' Day Is Not Recommended For Those Who Are Slightly Disoriented The First Few Hours After Waking Up.
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Warning: Listening to WXRT on April Fools' Day is not recommended for
those who are slightly disoriented the first few hours after waking
up.
-- Chicago Reader 4/22/83
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Warning: Listening to WXRT on April Fools' Day is not recommended for those who are slightly disoriented the first few hours after waking up.
-- Chicago Reader 4/22/83...
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1. Eat at least five ounces of parsnips each day, while standing on your head....
One of the more difficult aspects of public speaking is waking up the audience after the person who introduced you finishes with the remarks.
There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning
Those who quote me are fools. -- Confucius Say
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-- Chicago Reader 10/15/82...