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• A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the police officer searches you.
• A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched. -- Will Roge
• After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul
  And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security, And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises, And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open, with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child, And you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans....
• Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke.
• You will be where you most desire to be in a short while.
• Marge: You know, your father wanted to be a policeman for a little while, but they said he was too heavy.
  Homer: No, the Army said I was too heavy. The police said I was too dumb....
• On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck in which one car looked exactly like his neighbor's.
  Stopping hurriedly on the side of the road, he ran toward the smoldering debris....
• Hey! Watch where you aim that thing!
• I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist, "You know what will save the world?
  You're holding it in your hand." And the other scientist looks, and in his hand are peanuts....