And Bezel Saideth Unto Sham: "Sham," He Saideth, "Thou Shalt Goest Unto The Town Of Begorrah

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And Bezel saideth unto Sham: "Sham," he saideth, "Thou shalt goest
unto the town of Begorrah, and there thou shalt fetcheth unto thine
bosom 35 talents, and also shalt thou fetcheth a like number of cubits,
provideth that they are nice and fresh."
-- Dave Barry, "Getting Religion"

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