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• Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?" "No, Ma'am.
  Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat....
• Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?" No, Ma'am.
  Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat." -- Monty Pytho...
• Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored with life and deciding to go on the new television program, Divorce Court.
  They even agreed to get a divorce, just to see how it would feel....
• You knew it would have to come to this, I am sure, but Oliver North will only eat one kind of breakfast food
  Shredded Wheat!...
• Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
  Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? Abe...
• If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
  Otherwise, we probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message....
• A rolling stone makes you flat.
• In your heart you know it's flat!
• Why don't you just come move in with me?" -Bender "Really?
  That would be great! You sure I won't be imposing?...