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Are You Sure You're Not An Encyclopedia Salesman?" No, Ma'am.
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"Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?"
No, Ma'am. Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat."
-- Monty Python
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Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman? No, M'am.
Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat....
Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?" "No, Ma'am.
Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat....
Yes, well, that's just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage.
-- John Cleese of Monty Pytho...
FATHER: Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
FIRST GUARD: Not ... to leave the room ... even if you come and get him....
I must warn you that anything you say will be ignored. -- Monty Pytho
DENNIS: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
If you don't care for your scalp, you'll get rabies! -- Monty Pytho
...it's people like you what cause unrest. -- Monty Pytho
There... I've run rings 'round you logically -- Monty Python's Flying Circu