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• Why do you lead me a wild-goose chase? -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
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• I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough. -- M. C. Esche
• Homer: But how did you find me? Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot, because you always say public transportation is for losers.
  And I was sure you'd head west, because Springfield slopes down that way....
• I love football ... Football's a fair sport for my people.
  Only sport in the world a Negro can chase a white man and 40,000 people stand up and cheer him....
• Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
  Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?...
• The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer.
  -- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike [If I can read my notes from the Ask Dr....
• Asking me, asking me: do you know what love is? Sure, I know. A boy loves his dog.