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• Best diet: Eat as much as you want, but don't swallow it.
• Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow you may diet!
• Publicity is like poison: it doesn't hurt unless you swallow it. -- Joe Paterno
• I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
  -- Ed Bluestone...
• Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses.
  I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs romantic notions in many of you, but this is because you have never met any wild horses in person....
• Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses.
  I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs romantic notions in many of you, but this is because you have never met any wild horses in person....
• Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses.
  I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs romantic notions in many of you, but this is because you have never met any wild horses in person....
• Some people who slap you on the back are trying to help you swallow what they just told you.