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Everything That Can Be Invented Has Been Invented. -- Charles Duell, Director Of U.
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Everything that can be invented has been invented.
-- Charles Duell, Director of U.S. Patent Office, 1899
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Everything that can be invented has been invented. Charles Duell, Dir. US Patent Office, 1899
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Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899....
Everything that can be invented has been invented." --Charles H.
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Everything was fine until they invented women.
How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question....
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You can blame an administration that has been in office for 12 years, or you can blame me.
-- Murphy Brow...