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• Everything that can be invented has been invented." --Charles H.
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• Everything that can be invented has been invented. -- Charles H.
  Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899....
• Everything was fine until they invented women.
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  "My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question....
• High heels were invented by a women who had been kissed on the forehead.
• You need a prescription for a mind-altering drug that hasn't been invented yet.
• Time was invented so that you don't have to do everything all at once.
  Space was invented so you don't have to do everything all in the same place....
• You can blame an administration that has been in office for 12 years, or you can blame me.
  -- Murphy Brow...