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• Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
  He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....
• But she looked good in ribbons...
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
• My Bonnie looked into a gas tank The height of its contents to see She lighted a match to assist her Oh bring back my Bonnie to me.
• She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
• She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. -- Tommy Manville
• My Bonnie looked into a gas tank, The height of its contents to see!
  She lit a small match to assist her, Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me....
• I guess we all know who's the real wizard under the sheets.
  -- David Duke, referring to Bill Clinton and Gennifer Flowe...
• Topologists do it on rubber sheets.