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• If you give me six lines written by the most honest man, I will find something in them to hang him.
  -- Cardinal de Richelieu...
• We are always doing something for posterity, but I would fain see posterity do something for us.
  -- Joseph Addiso...
• Gambling is a method of getting nothing for something.
• My ATM just asked me if I wanted to go double or nothing!
• Of course, if you wanted it to be, it could be, and there is nothing I could do about this...
• If I set here and stare at nothing long enough, people might think I'm an engineer working on something.
  -- S.R. McElroy...
• Self-pity isn't something I'm proud of, but I have nothing to be proud of anyway. -- Dan Goodma
• I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an old man and no honester than I.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act iii, Sc. 3...
• I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
  -- Homer Simpson New Kid on the Block...