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• Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
• I learned to put the [toilet] seat down... it makes you look like a warm, caring, sensitive human being.
  -- Ralph Noble...
• I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go.
• I owe, I owe, It's off to work I go...
• Two businessmen were having lunch and they started talking about world problems, high taxes, the cost of living, their families.
  And one of them says very proudly, "I have six boys....
• Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
  I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
• SMILEY :-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet sea
• I am further of opinion that it would be better for us to have [no laws] at all than to have them in so prodigious numbers as we have.
  -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap. xiii...
• Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!