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• If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
  -- The Best of Will Roge...
• Make money, money, honestly if you can; if not, by any means at all, make money.
  -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC...
• Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man: (1) Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
  (2) Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves....
• You may be redneck... if your jeans have Skoal can prints on the pockets.
• My advice to any young writer is: become an editor.
  You'll do less work, have less pressure, have more influence, make more money, and best of all...
• The best things in life are free, but you can keep them for the birds and bee
  I want money. -- John Lenno...
• Any government, like a family, can for a year spend more than it earns.
  But you and I know that a continuance of that habit means the poorhouse. -- Franklin D. Roosevel...
• Our government is difficult. If you save money, you pay taxes on it.
  If you spend money, you pay taxes on it. If you don't have any saved or don't spend any, than the government gives you some....
• The best investment you can make is hard work.