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• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
  -- Sacha Guitry...
• It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
  -- On the role of beauty and handsomeness in love -- Brian, age 7...
• She's such a kinky girl, The kind you don't take home to mother.
  She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street....
• Time paradoxes are disgusting! Never mind what care you take.
  You always find you got there just in Time to cause your grandad's wake....
• If you take your boots off, you'll never get them back on again. -- Milt Barbe
• The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.
• Always treat your kite - like you treat your woman.
  Sir, do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...