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  It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if dressed as a man....
• Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Various signs in Poland
  Right turn toward immediate outside. Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you see a sign on a door saying "Please make sure this door is locked" and you wonder if lockd knows about it.
• Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
  I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
• What do we know about the beyond? Do we know what's behind the beyond?
  I'm afraid some of us hardly know what's beyond the behind. -- Brother Theodore...
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  If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor....
• Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve.
• Don't they have a rule about letting fags in the cafeteria?
  "Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes. -- Heathe...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...