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Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations
Various signs in Poland:
Right turn toward immediate outside.
Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons.
Five o'clock tea at all hours.
In a men's washroom in Sidney:
Shake excess water from hands, push button to start,
rub hands rapidly under air outlet and wipe hands
on front of shirt.
-- Colin Bowles, San Francisco Chronicle
Related:
Push button Rub hands together vigorously under air stream Wipe hands on pants.
-- Written over faded instructions on electric hand drye...
Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cabin door of a Soviet Black Sea cruise line
Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles!...
Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cathedral in Spai
It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if dressed as a man....
Love cats? They spit on thier hands and rub it all over!
No matter how friendly you would like to be, it is not a good idea to shake hands with the mechanic, just after he comes from under the car.
Needs both hands to wipe his behind.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. GANDHI
WARSH: to clean with water. "Go warsh yur hands!" -- Texan Dictionary
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...