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Isn't Air Travel Wonderful? Breakfast In London, Dinner In New York, Luggage In Brazil.
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Isn't air travel wonderful?
Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.
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British Airways: Breakfast in London, Lunch in NY, Luggage in Bermuda.
New York-- to that tall skyline I come Flyin' in from London to your door New York-- lookin' down on Central Park Where they say you should not wander after dark.
New York. -- Simon and Garfunkle...
The amount of time saved by your plane arriving early at your destination is equal to the amount of extra time you have to wait for your luggage.
-- The Second Law Of Air Travel...
Dinner: a healthy part of this complete breakfast.
Mark Twain, _Spelling And Pictures_, address at the annual dinner of the Associated Press, New York, September 18, 1906.
New York's such a wonderful city, but at the library the guy was very rude.
I said I'd like a card. He said, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York....
I got a wonderful tribute at the airport. They fired twenty-one shots in the air in my honor.
Course, it would've been nicer if they'd waited for the plane to land ....
Sure, I like kids: for Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
A dentist may decree that oil production increase, and a goose may command that the Great Wall leap into the air.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...