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  -- Martin Mull...
• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• I'm always thinking about creating. My future starts when I wake up every morning .
  . . Every day I find something creative to do with my life....
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to discover your waterbed broke, then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
• The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him.
  I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many time...
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN 1.
  Share everything. 2. Play fair. 3....