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After The Party Was Over, He Just Sort Of Lay There, Grazing On The Carpet.
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After the party was over, he just sort of lay there, grazing on the
carpet.
Related:
Just because he's dead is no reason to lay off work.
Before marriage, a man declares he would lay down his life to serve you
after marriage, he won't even lay down his paper to talk to you. -- Helen Rowland...
A carpet installer decides to take a cigarette break after completing the installation in the first of several rooms he has to do.
Finding them missing from his pocket he begins searching, only to notice a small lump in his recently completed carpet-installation....
This party's over, I'm going home.
Life is just a party and party weren't meant to last.
I lay my head on the railroad tracks, Waitin' for the double E.
The railroad don't run no more. Poor poor pitiful me....
I'll flip you like a cheese omelette, I'll lay you out like a wholesale carpet, buddy boy!
-- Jeff Altma...
Boy1: Hey, nice smile. Lisa: Thanks. Boy2: Hey, what are you talking to her for?
She's just going to say something weird. Lisa...
This sort of humor just gills me.