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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Now Marge, "Dear Abby" says seeing films about air travel can calm your fears.
  Ooh! Here are some upbeat titles: "Hero", "Fearless"....
• Meyers: [explaining on the phone] Itchy just stole Scratchy's ice cream cone, and.
  .. Animator: Oh, make it a pie. Pies are easier to draw....
• We ain't got hold of culture yet, but when we do get hold of her, we will adjust her and settler her down and make her hum and run like crazy.
• Marge, you make it sound so seamy. All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits.
  -- Homer tries to reassure Marge, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
  Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• Marge: [making pork chops] A dash of rosemary, a smidgen of thyme, a pinch of marjoram.
  .. Homer: You know, Marge, you make the best pork chops in the whole world....
• Myers: Take a letter, Miss White. Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy and Scratchy program.
  Enclosed is a personally autographed photo of America's favorite cat and mouse team to add to your collection....