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• Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry late
  for another thing they die earlier. -- H.L. Mencke...
• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time. -- H. L. Mencke
• An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• One thing men can do better than women: read a map.
  Men read maps better. 'Cause only a male mind could conceive of one inch equaling 100 miles....
• The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals.
  Some of their most esteemed inventions have no other apparent purpose, for example, the dinner party of more than two, the epic poem, and the science of metaphysics....