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Never Eat At A Place Called Mom's. Never Play Cards With A Man Named Doc.
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Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc.
And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
-- Nelson Algren, "What Every Young Man Should Know"
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