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• Forgive me father for I have syned.
• Story! God bless you! I have none to tell, sir.
  -- George Canning (1770-1827) -- The Friend of Humanity and the Knife-Grinde...
• Ahh. You have a practiced hand Commander. Yes, I have my father to thank.
  Your father like to cook? No, he hated it. That's why he left the chore to me....
• If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl," I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, "A girl!
  ? You must have me mixed up with THAT dork!" and point to another father....
• People will inevitably associate me with my father, but I would not have anyone believe that I am trading on the name Edison.
  I would rather have you know me merely as the result of one of my father's earlier experiments....
• To whoever finds this note - I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will.
  Please please please please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle....
• INGRATE, n. One who receives a benefit from another, or is otherwise an object of charity.
  "All men are ingrates," sneered the cynic. "Nay," The good philanthropist replied...
• While I was at home with father, he used to tell me his opinions, and I held the same opinions.
  If I had others, I concealed them, because he wouldn't have liked it....
• Ross: Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn't work.
  Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that's why you have got to be the bigger man here....