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• A cloud of purple smoke appears, then clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer wearing tacky shoes.
  He makes a note of what you've just said, and says "Be nice....
• A large cloud of purple smoke appears before you. It clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer carrying a tape player and a myriad of tapes.
  He looks at everything and says "This adventure has lasted too long....
• A cloud of purple smoke forms, blocking your way. A voice booms out, "Shop-lifting is not allowed in this game!
• You have pleased Lord Kazak! He bows to you, jumps up in the air, spins spins around three times, shouts "K-a-a-z-a-a-k", and vanishes in a a cloud of black and orange smoke!
• As the tone echoes through the air, the sorcerer appears in a cloud of purple smoke.
  He says, "Congratulations! You've obtained a perfect score!...
• A cloud of purple smoke suddenly appears out of thin air.
  You hear a hollow voice say, "Please don't climb the walls....
• A pale little ghost appears in wireframe glasses and zits.
  He drops something, and then vanishes into the gloom....
• A genie appears in a cloud of green smoke. He drops something, waves, and then vanishes, taking the smoke with him.
• Warned you have been. -- Yoda